I was supposed to post about my somewhat "unhappy yet challenging experiences" for the past 2 days but I got this "hilarious & intersting email from my friend today which I'd rather choose to post for now.
And so here it is...
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They
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> sit down and engage in an animated conversation that
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> seems to be English.
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> The lady sitting next to them ignores them
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> at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
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> hears one of them say the following: 'Emma come
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> first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
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> come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together
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> again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
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> lasta time.'
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> The lady can't take this any more, 'You
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> foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted
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> indignantly. 'In this country we don't speak aloud
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> in public places about our sex lives.'
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> 'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man.
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> 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
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> I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
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> Mississippi.'
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> $5.00 says you're gonna read this again
LESSON: DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY WHAT YOU HEAR ;)
